becky lemme smash but it’s russell going “sookie lemme slurp”

broke: russell edgington was a nazi

woke: russell edgington has historically aligned himself with anyone who actively pursues the demise of the human race (whether said power knows it or not), which yes has included the third reich, the sanguinistas, etc, because he’s been around for 3000 fucking years and is tired of watching humans destroy the earth

one of the funniest true blood sequences is when bill and alcide are staring at each other and eric says “if you two are finished eye-fucking each other, can we go?” while dragging a SCREAMING, BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET russell by the silver chains around his neck

remember that time russell slaughtered eric’s entire family over goats

^{russell: a 3,000+ year old terrorist of a vampire who’s the literal definition of chaotic evil
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_{small disclaimer: i’ve only seen seasons 3 & 5 of true blood} 

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